Ok, I haven't done one of these in a while but when I saw these pics I about spit my coffee on my screen. But my laptop is my baby, and I'd never do that. :)
GWENETH PALTROW'S DISASTER
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Ok, If I saw one of my friends wearin' this, I'd definatley pull her aside and say "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! DID YOU FALL IN THE HAMPER,HUN?" WOW! That's all I can say. I guess she just didn't have a stylist that day. It's not just the shoes that bother me either. It's that extra long piece of fabric hanging like a kid kept tugging on her dress trying to get her attention. I don't even KNOW what kind of shoes those are. And really, I can't even come up with what she was going for.
MARY-KATE, THE MURDERER?!
I'm not entirely sure if that is real fur but if it is, she ought to be ashamed. And the tacky way she wore it, even though fur is tacky in itself. Death is NOT fashion! Someone should have let her know that. And look how cracked out her eyes look, she seriously needs some r&r. Love MK but this?... I can't even forgive her for this. Also, wtf is that on her friends head, and why's she think that's cute?!
Ok, Now I've picked out a few cute 'fits, two in fact, to make up for the torture I put you through :)
A dress, and a casual
THE DRESS
I'm a fan of anything retro style. I absolutley ADORE the styles of the 50s and 60s. Though I was born two to three decades later, I watch a lot of old movies from back then and I idolize Audrey Hepburn.
-From Forever21 at $24.50, this Myria Trapeez Dress reminds me of a cross between retro and egypt, not entirely sure why, but I can never wear strictly white, I've got to have some colors somewhere. It's a cutie alright and you don't have to wear a necklace since your neck is covered with the dress and it will throw it off. Just one gold bangle and a big ring, I love the one big ring and yellow or gold-tone shoes. If you're going for open-toe, which is crucial in this dress, PLEASE make sure you have a pedicure and mosturize your feet and legs! I can't tell you how many times I've seen dry feet with open toe sandals. OMG!
THE CASUAL
Like I said, I can't get enough of retro. Delia's and Forever21 usually help me fulfill my obsession.
You definatley don't want to wear the pants as long as it is modeled. If they're too long on you, try a shorter inseam or have them altered if you really like the 'fit. The shirt is $32.50 and the pants are $39.50 @ Delia's. Try not to wear too much jewelry with this one, a ring should do the trick. Try out some brown closed heels that are comfy to wear all day. Look for something like Aerosoles which are awesome because they feel like you're walking on air!
