My Views on Paris Hilton

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Here's a pretty chuckle-worthy vid from someone who wasn't first known for making chuckle-worthy vids meant for chuckling ;) Paris Hilton...love the girl...awesome

YAY new photos!

So I finally bought a new outfit(Sears and Body Central)the dress was on clearance with the belt for $6(Sears) and the earrings 3$,shoes $10,necklace $3, Bracelets free (Body Central)a $22 outfit all together. Yes, I'm a darn good bargain shopper. The trick is to wait to even LOOK at anything until there's about to be a season change. That's where the best deals happen because they're trying to get rid of things for the end of the current season to make room for the new things that come in next season. 90% of the time you'll find something you adore and you'll only pay a few dollars compared to a normal ticket price of 15$ or more. I've gotten a few really cute 6$ dresses just by waiting to shop for new clothes. I really wish I could find a retail job that pays as well as my new government job because I hate it where I'm at now. GAHHHH... it's so annoying! Anyway, here's my new pics.







I actually used these as my modeling portfolio pics, but of course they're not good enough for ANYONE.

Bush calls for approval in food aid

READ THE STORY, THEN TAKE A PEEK AT THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS TO UNDERSTAND MY POST/REPLY

(BY UNANNOUNCED AOL USER)

If you all must know what the money is doing, is forming a strong alliance with these foreign countries, possibly where this money is going now, they have something we need over here. Maybe they have oil wells they don't know about? WHO KNOWS? Sometimes sending funds to countries in dire need of food,water,schools,clothing, and homes is necessary, but I forgot, most Americans are cruel,heartless, and only think of themselves. OBVIOUSLY you can afford a decent meal and home because you're posting online! These people don't have the luxury. We have public transport, funding opportunities,schooling and jobs. Americans are just too lazy to get off their A$$ and make it happen! Outside countries are torn from war and just the utter lack of resources. ENLIGHTEN YOURSELF PEOPLE AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL BEFORE YOU GO OFF WHINING ABOUT NOTHING IN GENERAL!
aol story
(BY ME OF COURSE)
It HAS to be a crime to be smart,attractive, and well-dressed all at once! Man, I should run for president. But like I was saying, money equals alliance, alliances either equal using any resources they didn't know they had, or it may be something negative like getting them to help them in the war on Iraq that has been unnecessarily going on for 100 years!(That's called an "exaggeration" people) I mean, when you think of it, tanks use gas, fighter jets use gas, mostly everything used in the war is using our own gasoline, so why are we out?! DUH! It's in the tank that just got blown up and now there's wasted fuel! Less fuel, higher demand, higher prices, inflation! I rememember gas being at least a dollar a gallon and I'm 24! Let's hope Hillary is like Bill, Bill would never pick a fight he knew he couldn't win. Our gas probably wouldn't be so damned high either.

WOW! It's been a while!

Ok, so I've been doing marvelous. I've got a new job now, well more of a career. Not modeling or graphics design but it definatley pays the bills and leaves me with leftovers. I and this guy are doing pretty splendid. Everything worked out,I'll just say that.

Ok, I haven't done one of these in a while but when I saw these pics I about spit my coffee on my screen. But my laptop is my baby, and I'd never do that. :)

GWENETH PALTROW'S DISASTER

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Ok, If I saw one of my friends wearin' this, I'd definatley pull her aside and say "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! DID YOU FALL IN THE HAMPER,HUN?" WOW! That's all I can say. I guess she just didn't have a stylist that day. It's not just the shoes that bother me either. It's that extra long piece of fabric hanging like a kid kept tugging on her dress trying to get her attention. I don't even KNOW what kind of shoes those are. And really, I can't even come up with what she was going for.

MARY-KATE, THE MURDERER?!



I'm not entirely sure if that is real fur but if it is, she ought to be ashamed. And the tacky way she wore it, even though fur is tacky in itself. Death is NOT fashion! Someone should have let her know that. And look how cracked out her eyes look, she seriously needs some r&r. Love MK but this?... I can't even forgive her for this. Also, wtf is that on her friends head, and why's she think that's cute?!

Ok, Now I've picked out a few cute 'fits, two in fact, to make up for the torture I put you through :)

A dress, and a casual

THE DRESS

I'm a fan of anything retro style. I absolutley ADORE the styles of the 50s and 60s. Though I was born two to three decades later, I watch a lot of old movies from back then and I idolize Audrey Hepburn.
-From Forever21 at $24.50, this Myria Trapeez Dress reminds me of a cross between retro and egypt, not entirely sure why, but I can never wear strictly white, I've got to have some colors somewhere. It's a cutie alright and you don't have to wear a necklace since your neck is covered with the dress and it will throw it off. Just one gold bangle and a big ring, I love the one big ring and yellow or gold-tone shoes. If you're going for open-toe, which is crucial in this dress, PLEASE make sure you have a pedicure and mosturize your feet and legs! I can't tell you how many times I've seen dry feet with open toe sandals. OMG!

THE CASUAL

Like I said, I can't get enough of retro. Delia's and Forever21 usually help me fulfill my obsession.




You definatley don't want to wear the pants as long as it is modeled. If they're too long on you, try a shorter inseam or have them altered if you really like the 'fit. The shirt is $32.50 and the pants are $39.50 @ Delia's. Try not to wear too much jewelry with this one, a ring should do the trick. Try out some brown closed heels that are comfy to wear all day. Look for something like Aerosoles which are awesome because they feel like you're walking on air!

The Possibly Married Navy Guy

You're "connected",he knows what to say when you need it. "I feel fat",you say,but you don't really feel that way, you just want to see the reaction because he's a suspicious and sneaky one you've been with for 6 months,"turn around. No you're not fat",he says and gives you this honest look with those heart-melting brown eyes. You worked together,you and a friend of yours and a slight friend of his who sort of hooked you guys up go on break together,you see him,talking to a woman,doesn't look like she could be his sister or any relative,there's a little girl behind the woman sort of playing in her own world,you think you see them hug,you turn your head because you don't want to find out. You already feel so strongly about this guy that you don't want your suspicions to turn out true. You delete his number from your phone, force yourself never to call him again. You walk right past him at work and don't say a word for 4 days straight,you don't even have eye contact anymore with him. Later,you get a text,"are you mad at me?". "Yes,I am" you tell him. But you really really like this guy and you don't even mention the girl when he somehow swoons you back to him. You really don't have many friends and he knows that,so he knows how to make you feel special. Halloween night,you guys hang out,you get drunk and don't remember 90% of what happened that night. Your memory is mostly jogged by remembering a few things and reading your sent and recieved texts of that night. You remember saying you two shouldn't talk anymore and you don't remember anything after or slightly before that, you remember him checking you two into a hotel and having a steamy redenvous,but the room doesn't really spark any suspicions since his alibi is that he lives on the ship,and that's normal being someone who's in the navy and not from your town. You met one apparent friend he has when you two went to his house only to have the friend fall asleep and you sneak off into another room. One of the red flags is when you two are together,there's always sex involved and you never point out the fact to him or yourself that it feels like there's a time limit on it until now when you're left crying early in the crack of dawn. You remember some other things from Halloween night as well,that a few hotels you tried and came up with nothing one time you went inside and it felt like he was upset that you had. But you're drunk so you really can't add it up.You remember before the hotel you constantly asked if he was married,but you don't remember if he answered you,so you don't bring it up later when you're fully aware. You also remember,I knwo this is graphic, a pink discharge after heavy and drunk sex and then having an unusually heavy period 2 days later. You read that you texted that you need him,but the next day and a few days in a row he says that you told him that you love him. Of course,you don't remember that, and you hope that he doesn't accept that on the count of you being under the influence even though that's how you really feel. but you don't want him to know that yet. You guys have a great time just riding around in the car with each other,making each other laugh,and the sex,ohh the sex is amazing minus the invisible time limit. You always meet up close to the same time and leave each other around the same time any night you're together,which isn't every night. You never go out to a public place and the only times you felt like it was legitimate was the one time during the day,you told him to follow you home from work so that he knows where to pick you up later. And the one time at work where he'd asked you to pick up a burger for him and people at work saw you give it to him and see the way you are always talking to each other. Though,they probably have no idea about his private life outside of you. He always assures you that there's noone else when you're joking about him being with someone else or having this secret life.

Sometimes you two don't have contact for 3 or 4 days straight,you blow it off that he's busy training because he's supposed to be sent to Afghanistan at some point,but he's still here for some reason. You also blow that off as training. He goes to Kansas,but still contacts you,letting you know it's training,he wishes he was there where you are and tells you that and now you're really feeling it. One night,you feel suspicious again and he floors you with a phrase you thought you'd never hear coming from him."I love you." You don't know what to say because you're in shock,in awe,so you stupidly say "ok". And you guys hang up. You text him after you realize what he probably wanted to hear,"I love you too,but only if you really mean that and you'll never hurt me". It's 2am by that time and he said he needed to go to sleep,but he calls you back and says,"what are you talking about?" You say,"Nothing,go to sleep" as you're blushing because of his tone of voice,it seems he's happy you said,err,texted that to him. So it's coming up on a year since you two have been seeing each other. You still keep the fact that you saw something incriminating because now,you have blindly fallen in love. Not because he takes you in to public places,but because you feel a strange connection to him,you're starting to feel sick,frequent restroom trips,subtle weight gain,shortness of breath,tiredness,trouble actually falling asleep,and you're at least 3 days late. Pregnant? You don't know yet because you're waiting it out. You're usually in good health and these conditions aside of breast tenderness and cramping are not normal for you.

You wake at 5am because now for some reason, that girl and that woman and who you feel is your man is the image burned into your dreams,you wake and cry just a little. You drift back to sleep and dream yourself next to your best friend's headstone,you're crying in the dream because she's the one person who could really give you good advice. You ask her,"Why can't guys be honest to a woman who is nothing but honest to him"? You're awakened to tears flowing from your eyes,you're crying even harder now because you miss her so much. One night,you bring up the fact that your friend passed away by simply saying,"I haven't visited my friend for a while" he asks,"where is she?" "In greenlawn" you say, "what is that?" he asks,"it's a cemetary right down the road,Greenlawn cemetary" you reply. Now he knows you've lost someone probably really close,even though you know you two were like sisters. She's been gone for 4 years now,but he doesn't know how long and you're not sure if you want him to know how close you were,and it sounds awkward even thinking like that. Because anyone who wins your heart,you want him to know about the one person who was always on your mind and in your heart.

You look back at the navy guys you were with before,one,you were already friends with his friends before you two really met. You were never in your mind an item,but you liked him a little,you didn't like him enough to not do what you felt like doing, you guys were always together when he was in town and the only time you were apart was because of a so-called friend blurting out the fact that you had oral with a friend when he left. You didn't feel the sense of urgency to tell him because you barley knew each other and you didn't feel like there was a real connection until his reaction to the fact. He got another girl which didn't bother you at all,the only thing that got under your skin was the fact that he didn't even want to remain friends and talk to you. Another,you met at your favorite coffeeshop,you hung out a lot,you actually spent the night on base with him after a few failed attempts to find a room on base that was vacant,it was nice just hanging out there because you'd never been there. Maybe once but not where you were. The other,the first, you came to his apartment,he always picked you up around 4am,you stayed until 12pm or 1pm usually because you had work that day once you stayed a bit later. His apartment is male-ish and the bed is too small for a couple,you know he's not married simply because you were with him when he was in a totally bigger place,a house in fact and that was his roomate and he had his on bedroom with the same exact bed. You watched movies together every night you're together which was quite often sometimes not,to wake with your favorites at the time,morning sex, pizza,and coke,in that order.

So you don't have a landline phone to reach him at. He lives on the ship! No address? He lives on the ship! Never been to his place? He lives on the ship! A diffrent car in the beginning,it's a friend's but now it's just that you're in what you assume is his car since he reffers to it as "his baby". He has a picture of a little girl on his dash but you're too embarrassed to ask or you feel like you're prying. The woman you saw him with,you're trying to figure out how to confront him with it as to not sound jealous. You figure it all out,and next time you're together,you ask. What happens? You'll just have to find out when you ask.


This is really my life in first person.I haven't asked him the questions on my mind,and I'm really worried about my body. I'm worried about my mental state as well,because I feel like if I am pregnant from that one time we drifted off but stopped before anything further,I wouldn't tell him. I don't know exactly why but I feel like if he's really living some secret life separate from me,he doesn't deserve either of us.

Urban Outfitters Boot

Ok, I'm lovin' these boots from urban outfitters but they are way too overpriced and probably made of leather which I detest! PLEASE help me find a pair made from man-made materials that aren't 300 dollars!!

Making changes in the world BABY STEPS

I've decided that I'm going to spend about 15% of my life making little changes around this world as I see fit at the moment. Starting with POGO. For those who participate and enter the drawings know that they send stinging emails basicly saying "You didn't win,but check out this lucky bastard that won instead of you!" That email that says you're not a winner,but this bitch that doesn't need the money as much as you do did! Pisses me off everytime I get that message. So I sent them a reply saying,"I don't think we should recieve emails if we're not a winner. It doesn't make me want to play any more when I see that I still can't win anything". Simple? Yes. Will it be heard? I don't know,we will see.

Another move would be this little number I posted on youtube.

The bottom line was to clear Stickam of the idiots around there. My next move,I'm not sure of. I want it to be a step bigger but not too much to take on right now until most of my present demands have been met.

MY STICKAM
MY YOUTUBE